Your love is better than chocolate.

Officially booked the following FOUR HOUR treatment for Saturday.

These descriptor words are NOT my own. Taken from a magazine review. Three things I've taken away from the description:
The author is a frustrated romance novelist/porn author
This has GOT to be better than dating
I can't wait to get to Singapore

….your treatment begins with an aromatic body polish (stimulating blood circulation)

....luscious body scrub of cream, aromatics and salts chock full of goodies from the deep sea (does double duty as a body mask)

....a plastic wrap cocoons your body, which is further shrouded in a warm blanket on a heated massage bed

...the scrub is then flaked off and you're treated to a shower

...afterwards, a concoction of essential oils--blended to complement the air, fire, water or earth elements - is rubbed into your skin

...the waterdance is code for hydrotherapy. Dancing waters of the jacuzzi pummel your body into laid back submission

...the face interlude and ear euphoria ensure that these areas are attended to as an oxygenating facial and a sensual ear massage trigger more endorphins

...the piece de la resistance is the Rhythm and Body Massage - rhythmic but gentle. Drains water and tension from your body

....the result? A smooth, firm body.

Soon to be smooth and firm - what a treat. wonder what other treatments they offer...